Wednesday, December 9

Superior Sayings

When CMcCully came up beside me at the urinal...
CMcCully: (noticed my awed look) it's alright, your pee will be exalted...
Me: ... eh Sir... should I say I'm honoured?

When ALim saw me for the 2nd time of the day in a span of 15mins for a different reason...
ALim: Wah... why you so popular today...
Me: Actually it's not just today...

When LaoChek covered the coin on his forearm...
LaoChek: ... so do you have the 'Chi' to decide your fate?
Me: ... so it comes down to this...
Posted by 中国之星 at 2:33 PM

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Daily Chess Puzzle: Figure it Find it Finish it

Chess puzzles are a little like golf. You take a look at the positions, understand the "wind" and "terrain" and "slope" a little... and calculate your approach, choose your wood, aim and you tee off! These are fun, convenient, and progressively ranked according to difficulty. Try today's puzzles today! The EASY puzzle can be solved even by people who do not really play chess. The MEDIUM one is a test for beginners and can be interesting even for intermediate players. And if you can solve the HARD one, you are better than me! Enjoy. Graciously provided by www.shredderchess.com :)